After taking a very long sabbatical from the interwebz, Matt Fugitive and the ESS crew return to piss off a nation, although, this time, it looks as if all parties involved have something in common… the complete and total destruction of NBC.

Matt Fugitive will be giving his perspective on what has been going on during the break as well as the almost destruction of ESS.

Also on this weeks show, Gregg The Scrub returns to full time hosting duties as well as a special mystery co-host who was pulled from the reserves list.

We’ll announce our nominees for Jackass of the Month and we’ll have the poll posted at the beginning of this show and will announce the winner the following week.

Our ESS Lawyer Sol will be on the air giving a quick review of 2009.

It’s all brand new and exciting here on the Everything Sux Show.  We’ll see you on Monday.

The Everything Sux Show will be returning on February 1st 2010.  We are sorry for the long wait but it’s going to be an epic show.

We’ve switched hosts and will now be broadcasting on USTREAM.tv from now on.  They have a much more friendly interface.

More on Episode 1 for 2010 in the upcoming week.

BTW, we were going to have a new website, but why fix what isn’t broken?!

First off…AS OF LAST WEEK: Mattimus has officially changed his show name to Crentist D.D.S. This was as to prevent confusion between the two Matt’s “Matt Fugitive/Mattimus”.

We will be having an ALL ESS STAFF meeting this coming Tuesday (3/3/09) @ 5pm PST/8pm EST.  We’ll be discussing some show formatting “yes we’re still trying to find a place in the world for the show” as well as testing our new mixer board and other software I have found including a new SoundFX Machine.

Also the meeting will be to get the new hosts and current hosts together and make sure we have chemistry.

Yes I’m getting to the “NEW HOST” part right now…
Despite the rumors.. WE DID NOT RESTAFF!!!  Mattimus and Andy are still on the air with me.  I wouldn’t give up those guys for anything.  But we do have three more peeps that will be live with us every other Tuesday.

First Kate and Brian have decide to join the ranks.

Kate is studying to be a photojournalist in college but has a taste for broadcasting.. she asked if she could be a part of the show… we said ok.  She’ll be sitting in with Mattimus at his broadcast studio for the shows.

Brian… well you remember Brian.  He haunts the chat rooms every time we broadcast and badgers us to hell and back.. and usually corrects us.  We feel that badgering is similar to the act of actually boinking a live badger.. hence equivalates to being badass… we HAD to have him.

And.. umm.. oh yeah there’s one more person…

The next show will be a homecoming folks.  It is my GREAT PLEASURE to welcome back to the Everything Sux Show, after being on hiatus for almost 7 years FROST!!
That’s right all you ESS veterans…  Frost; the sheep loving, pile driving, fuck’em all persona that played my equal through over 30 episodes of the show back in the day.. will be coming home to the Everything Sux Show on our next episode…..

..which will be on March 10th.  If fact I’ll have a full schedule up within the next week or so that shows the entire episodic line of ESS up until June.  As of right now, that line will be every other Tuesday.  Due to the unstabilization of everyone’s schedule, this may change… rest assured we will try to notify everyone in a timely manner when this does happen.

BUt untill than folks…. mark your calenders…

March 10th @ 5pm PST / 8pm EST: The BIGGEST, BESTEST EVERYTHING SUX SHOW EVER!  The Return of Frost, introduction of Kate and Brian, and many many other wonderful things in store for you.

We’ll have a official show posting up after Tuesdays meeting.  Rock on Peeps!!!

Lots-o-Love
Matt Fugitive

Rest assured we are all still here alive and well and will be back broadcasting soon.  We recently acquired brand new equipment and repaired the dead radio show computer.  A couple of changes have been made to the show and it’s format as follows:

No more religious talk: We pissed off way too many people with that and almost got booted off of Stickam.

2 Hour Shows: We’re droping our broadcast time to 2 hours instead of 3.

No more webcams: Sorry guys and gals but this is causing lag issues with Stickkam and our equipment… we may still show video durring the show for our live stickam listeners though and we also might keep our kickass intro video.  That has yet to be decided.

Bi-Weekly shows: Until we can find that magic that we once had with our older shows “pre 2007″, we will only be doing bi-weekly shows every other Tuesday with some exceptions “exceptions to be determined”.

Also I would like to make a public address while I have your attention. Based on public inquery I would like to state the following: The Everything Sux Show is sort of a variety show and most of the stuff we do is improv or on a whim.   After serious discussion with Andy Drainz, he has assured me that his Anti-Semi discussions have been nothing but a show and was staged as an attempt to generate raitings.  Andy was trying to go for the shock value and it didn’t work out too well.  We at The Everything Sux Show and Fourside Media would like to appoligize for anything offensive Andy might have said.  Andy Drainz is an important member of the show and as such he is still on our host roster.  We will not be letting him go anytime soon.  It was just an act and he appoligized.

Also at this time I wouldlike to officially announce the hiring of our new voice over talent: Matt Nelson.

Matt Nelson has massive experence doing voice over as well as graphics design.  I asked Matt N. if he would do us the favor and do some liners for us.  I am proud to say he has come through and I hear by welcome him to our wonderful online family.  You can find links to Matt Nelsons various projects in his bio on our “Meet The Crew” section of our website.

WIth that.. all of us here at The Everything Sux Show wishes youa nd your families Happy Hollidays and a Happy New Year.  We’ll be sure to make 2009 very eventful.

Show Preview:
The Everything Sux Show makes its new home over at Stickam this week, and we’re celebrating with the release of Episode 1.  We feel pretty good about Stickam and with that, feel pretty good about calling this one Episode 1.

Topics to be discussed:
The Video Game Industry… immune to a recession?
Sonic still sucks!
WOWScape is now Scapegaming.. and they’re not dead!
Most anticipated movies of 2009.
Matt Fugitive Reviews: Red Alert 3
How to Hack Your Wii.
Why Pure Pwnage pisses us off.

Plus.. maybe even a few special guests will join us to celebrate our OFFICIAL return to the world wide web!

The crew began testing new technology called Stickam.  It did OK at first.  The hosts caught a 5 second lag in between converstation and in radio, even a meer 2 seconds of silence is death for a show.  EVentually the show hosts migrated the voice element back to Skype, leaving Matt Fugitive alone with the webcam.

The show disconnected about 7:00pm PST for unknown reasons.. either a failure on Stickam’s part or a failure on the stations part was to blame.To as fuel to the fire, Matt Fugitives headphones broke.  They we’re repaired with Duct Tape.

The show reconnected about 7:30pm PST and it wass all fun and games till about 8:30pm.  No pre-emptive topics we’re discussed.

That’s all for now folks… we decided to do another test show NEXT WEEK.  We’re still looking at dates for the next show… but we will have another one next week.  So far, other than the interruption of service we experienced… it’s starting to look like ESS’s new home might be Stickam.

Oh and expect an actual ESS set to be constructed at our new studio location… Matt Fugitive’s bedroom.

Laters

Just to let you know, me and the crew will actively be testing out new software throughout the remainder of November and maybe into December.  Expect a relaunch of the Everything Sux Show shortly after the new year.  We’ll be jumping into Episode 1 at that time.

If your interested in getting in on some of this action and helping out… please email us at: everythingsux@foursidemedia.com.  We’ll be looking forward to hearing from you.

As we work and test, I’ll activly keep everyone up to date on this site.

Thanks and take care!

M. Fugitive

Just to give you an update, we are NOT DEAD!!!  We’re all still here and well.

We we’re going to do a temp show but due to unforseen circumstances we lost all our data with the exception of the Theme song.

We are curently rebuilding our library of fun and are also looking for new voice over talent.  We have someone lined up and I hope they work out!

Anyways our equipment is setup and we’re almost ready to roll, I will keep you posted on any new happenings in teh ESS camp.

Thank You
Matt Fugitive!

Anyways for the rest of ya…

I’ll have images up within 24 hours.  Also just to remind all of you we now have a MySpace Music page with some clips of our test shows.  I highly recommend you check them out.

School is almost out for us and we’ll be broadcasting again soon enough.  To our current fans, thanks for your continued support and we’ll see you all again real soon.  And for our new fans… please check the MySpace page “link in sidebar”.  It’ll be worth it I promise.  And yes we’re Rails friendly.  Infact I’ll probably be redoing our site in Rails.

Take care peeps!!

Well as you know we have been on vacation for sometime and I thank you all for your paitenence.  I recently became a father and have been working on getting back into the swing of things well with school and all you know.

In two weeks, we will be switching servers.  That’s right!  We now have a new server so I will be working on moving the ESS Blog to our new home.. and we also have a new URL.  so update your links cuz our new URL is:

http://www.everythingsuxshow.com

YAY!!!  We have a domain name!

Also we will be back in the summer once my work schedule works itself out and we will be switching our live broadcast days to Friday nights at 5pm pst.  The show will.. at this time.. remain 3 ours long live, but what you get live will not be what you get in the podcast.  The podcast will be cut down to 2 1hr files so you will loose an hour.

Ok well that’s it.. see you all at our new home and I’ll see you all in the Summer.

Lates

Matt Fugitive